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| Yogi Jokes |
[Jul. 10th, 2009|01:32 am] |
Q. What did the yogi say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?
A. Make me one with everything!
After the man received his sandwich, he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor just smiled. The
man, infuriated, demanded, “Where is my change.”
The vendor replied, “O, one with everything, change comes from within.”
Q. What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners?
A. Too many attachments!
Q. What did the sign in the window of the yoga master searching for a new disciple say?
A. Inquire within!
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Meditation
Two good old friends were meeting. “How are you and your family?” asks the one. “Oh we’re all fine”. The other one answers, “We’re all healthy and have work to earn our lives. But how ’bout your son?? is he still workless??” “Not at all”, the first one answers, “He’s doing meditation now.” “Meditation? What’s this? What is he doing?” “I don’t know it exactly,” the first one answers again, “But I’m sure it’s better than just sitting down and doing nothing!”
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. “No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.” –author unknown
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Q: How many contemplative monks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb. One to not change the light bulb. One to neither change nor not change the light bulb.
“I think it would be a good idea.” –Mahatma Gandhi when asked what he thought about Western civilization
The enlightened ones have no boundaries, but respect those of others.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Lily Tomlin: “Why is it when we talk to God, we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?”
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
Did you hear about the yogi who was having a filling put in a tooth. When the dentist asked him if he wanted novocaine. The yogi said “No. I can transcend dental medication.”
When two psychic friends met, one said:
“You are fine. How am I ?”
Four monks were meditating in a monastery. All of a sudden the prayer flag on the roof started flapping. The younger monk came out of his meditation and said: “Flag is flapping”
A more experienced monk said: “Wind is flapping”
A third monk who had been there for more than 20 years said: “Mind is flapping.”
The fourth monk who was the eldest said, visibly annoyed: “Mouths are flapping!” |
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| Boris Divider + Oort Cloud In Detroit Was FUUUNNNN! :D |
[Jun. 30th, 2009|01:11 am] |
W00000T what a BLAST ~^_^~ The road trip, the hanging out with and meeting neato people, a lil' bit o' shoppin (I got Neo his first "Detroit Techno" hoodie! ;D), everything was lots of fun :) Also I got to meet Keith and Tom~Tom of Aux88 and hang out a bit while they interviewed G~n~Julien for an upcoming DVD (their Mad Scientist CD is gr8 by the way) blah blah blah I'm sure you'd love pictures...well here you go!
( PICTURES )
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| Lucid Energy Morph Dream |
[Jun. 22nd, 2009|02:31 pm] |
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In the water
A stone skips across
And the sound breathes
into my ears
I recreate this through my
hands
It beats across the
grass
Running fast
Energetic vibrations
through a vast deep sea
As it hits the shore it
will transform
Once again
Into hands
into stars
It could be anything
It never ends... 
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| Cool 8) |
[May. 29th, 2009|02:25 pm] |
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Neo loves to draw when I'm listening to or making music. We rocked to Richard Devine last night and he came up with this.
"The human is flying a spaceship time machine in outer space that sends out sounds for the aliens on the other planets."
...he also made a knight doll then a Jason mask like on Friday the 13th but then tore both of them up when pretending to kill each other...uh...yeah.
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| FREE MASON WHITE FLOOR CONSPIRACY |
[May. 26th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
There's no need to worry of a worldwide takeover of Freemasons. I just spent a lot of time and energy scrubbing the floor in this house one built nearly 100 years ago because HIS STUPID ASS PAINTED THE HARDWOOD FLOORS WHITE DURRRRR.
Ima paint this crap with multi-colored glitter one day you just watch. I'LL DO IT DONT MAKE ME DO IT!!!!!!! |
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| Plaid: Extork |
[May. 26th, 2009|12:54 pm] |
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Extork, with Nicolette Suwoton(ex Massive Attack vocalist) from Plaid's 1997 debut "Not For Threes"
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